what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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