No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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