what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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