North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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