youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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