he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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