She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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