i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I understand Curling. That high.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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