bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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