: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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