Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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