I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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