Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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