It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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