He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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