I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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