Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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