There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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