Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it's like iHOP with fire
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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