well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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