You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
