"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Randomize
