So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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