It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
this will be a night to untag.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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