i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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