I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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