i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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