did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i think i just lost a toe
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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