4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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