We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He did a backflip because drugs
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