I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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