she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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