oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just googled if crying burns calories
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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