We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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