I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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