you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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