it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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