idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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