Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
Randomize
