ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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