I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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