he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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