i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
