Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
