I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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