alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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