Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
me + whiskey = a bad person
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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