porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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