Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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