I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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