what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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