worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
