Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
